Suction

 Random observation for December in a passing conversation.

Suction cup dildos have excellent utility in getting dents out of car doors. Stick em on. Tug on rubber phallus. Pop, out comes the dent.

Stick on dildos are also vastly more common than car door repair tools. Few people will go to the trouble of investing in a tool with a singular purpose of removing a dent in bodywork. Many people will go to the expense of getting themselves a suction cup dildo however.

It therefore stands to reason that dented car doors stand a higher chance of getting fixed by dildo than mechanic.

You could also argue that this only increases the worth of a suction cup dildo because of its impressive real world utility. 

The only reason I bought one my love, is in case the car needs repairing. And absolutely not to shove up my ass in the shower.

I don't make up the answers. I'm just reporting the factual data.

*spots sticky on dildo*. Ah ha. I see you're something of a car mechanic yourself.

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